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Social Netbitching

I know that I have said be who you want to be. But, I just can't help talking about you people out there! Teehee. My bad. Well, if you're offended, quickly click on the red 'X' button on the right top of this screen. If not, you're welcome to read what I am about to say:

Obsessed Myspacers - There has to be a photo of you, overlooking yourself from the top, self snapped. Mirror captured photos of you and your friends in the toilets, shopping malls, in you room playing dress up, in the car etc. You ask people for photo comments and you pretend to be friendly just so you could get famous. You bulletin your online status in hopes of people would actually notice you and say Hi. You say, 'I miss you', 'Your cute' without actually meaning it. Bergambar dengan DSLR trend masa kini. Some of you even make up 'groups' and then the next day you'll walk around KLCC the whole lot of you. Sumpah macam pendatang. You add up people to prove to yourself that you have a lot of friends . There are a bunch of categories of Myspacers:

a) Emo Suicidal - You complain about how lonely you are and how you want to kill yourself for all the problems that you have been through. Pfft. We all have problems loser.

b) Barbie's/Ken's - You style well, wear big-big-big sunglasses, and show off your branded clothings. You only hang with good looking people and diss other people off. You reject rempit's, emo's, and other people whom you conclude is not cool. You pretend you're a pop princess without a care in the world.

c) Amateur Photographers - You have an album captioned 'photography' and have all your artwork in it. Showing off your DSLR's when actually you only snap photos using Auto mode. I appreciate your interest in the art but please stop making a fool out of yourself and other photographers. Ohh yess. How to spot them? Read what I've posted before.

d) Minah Cover Cun - You wear tops that shows off your huge disgusting cleavage, wear micromini skirts, bite your finger thinking you look sexy, and most importantly, you're desperate to look for a guy. Ho.

e) Ravers/ Gig-ettes - You have your own clan. May it be shuffling or having your own band. You make up t-shirts in promoting your specialized area and you post up pictures of every 'cool' event you ever went to. What? Your mama grounded you did she? Never had fun before? Events, events, events. Jakon?

Some of you have 1 or more of the combinations I stated above. I maybe one of them, you choose which. You think I left out on a category? Feel fee to add more to it and tell me all about it. Peace to the universe. *Wink!

5 comments:

aleeya_nlr said...

ierr....i think all d stuff u wrote is all bout u!!!

hingustidaklagimeleleh said...

good job
but, mcm mana nk lari pun, tempias nya still 'kita' rasa skit2 juga
ibarat meludah ke langit, jatuh balik ke muka kita;p
lol.
miror captured photos syg..
we 'was' one of them too
too bad, kita da jumpa 'jalan lurus'
haha

meen :) said...

omg. i laughed out loud reading this. i was literally like that too. hahahahahhaha

Anbreen,Aziz said...

haha.i know lahh dhaus.apa yg i ckpkann semua ponn i ada buat jgakk.i dont care.i nak cakap jgakk!pffftt.

Linaa :) said...

agagagaa
woot woot;)